Target: Javier
Merlin was: Javier
Assassination successful! Evil wins despite losing quests.
Date: 2026-02-12 | Result: Evil Wins 🔴 | Players: 10
Good won 3 quests. THREE. They had this in the bag. And then Charles pointed at Javier and said "that one" like he was ordering a croissant. Game over. Evil wins. Sometimes the simplest plays are the deadliest.
🐍 @cboccato (Morgana) — 9/10 "I am gooder than yesterday" is grammatically incorrect AND logically impossible since he was Merlin yesterday. Charles weaponized bad English into a successful assassination. The audacity. The confidence. The croissant-pointing precision at the end. Chef's kiss.
🕶️ @yennahdi (Mordred) — 6/10 Youssef threw spaghetti at the wall with random quest proposals, got tested by Merlin himself, and still tried the "I'm totally the Troublemaker guys" bit. The good guys ignored him like a spam email. Mission accomplished through sheer irrelevance.
🎭 Hadia (Trickster) — 7/10 "Follow your heart" she whispered to Fatima. Fatima's heart said no. Hadia played the spurned lover card beautifully, but Javier was sitting RIGHT THERE knowing she was evil the whole time. The drama was real even if the betrayal wasn't.
🧟 @mgalakho (Oberon) — 8/10 Kalif chose randomly, failed randomly, tested Merlin randomly, then declared "my work is done" like a cryptic fortune cookie. The absolute chaos agent. He accidentally signaled he was Oberon by... being Oberon? Somehow it worked.
🔮 @fgarciaorduna (Merlin) — 7/10 Javier imposed two perfect quests. He tested Youssef and correctly identified Mordred. He assembled the winning team for quest 4. He did everything right except not look like he was doing everything right. The moves were "a bit too obvious" is the polite way of saying "painted a target on his forehead."
🪞 @sgharsouli (Percival) — 8/10 Samy proposed the HQ of Goods™ (himself, Edgar, Johan) then smartly rejected Johan later to build trust. The political maneuvering got him onto the winning quests. Percival saw two faces and somehow navigated the maze. Couldn't save his wizard friend though.
🔍 @egevorgyan (Troublemaker) — 6/10 Edgar repeated Samy's quest proposal like a loyal echo, then spent the game suspicious of Youssef claiming to be... him. "That's MY fake job!" energy. Instrumental in approving quest 4, but couldn't spot the snake charming the table.
🛡️ @jleche (Johan) — 5/10 Part of ALL successful quests. Success on ALL cards. Trusted by default rather than merit. Johan was the human equivalent of a participation trophy—reliable, present, and completely unable to propose anything useful. His quest 1 proposal included Youssef AND Kalif.
🛡️ @abilos (Antonela) — 6/10 Vocal at the start, triggered Youssef's defensive reaction with some "strange technique" for quest 2, then went radio silent. Three successful quests. The strong-start-quiet-finish strategy of someone who peaked early.
🛡️ @fmezidi (Fatima) — 6/10 Tried breaking the meta by approving quests she wasn't on. Bold strategy. Told Hadia's heart to take a hike. Got added to the final winning quest. The chaotic neutral energy was refreshing even if it confused everyone including herself.
Charles didn't need CSI-level analysis. Javier was the only one steering the ship with purpose. When you're Merlin, looking competent is literally fatal.
Target: Javier ✅ | Actual Merlin: Javier | Result: CORRECT
"My work is done" — Kalif, after randomly testing the one person he shouldn't have, somehow making it look intentional
Final Verdict: Good built a beautiful house of cards, and Evil just had to blow on it once. Three successful quests mean nothing when your wizard plays like he's speedrunning a tutorial. 🎯