⚔️ Jan 28th - Avalon Bad Guys – Match Report & Player Ratings ⚔️ (Summary auto-generated by AI — please send all complaints to the robot, not me.) 🏆 EVIL WINS 3-1 on quests — a symphony of lies, misdirection, and one Merlin screaming into the void.
🎭 Julien (Trickster) – 9/10 Started the game holding Lady of the Lake. Checked his own teammate Samy and announced "good." This single lie broke Johan's brain for the rest of the game. Snuck onto Quest 2, dropped a fail, then forced Quest 4 through on the 5th proposal with ALL THREE evils aboard. Used his Trickster power at the perfect moment. Chef's kiss. 🐍 Samy (Morgana) – 8/10 Came out as Percival before the real one could. Bold. Effective. Youssef was screaming from the rooftops that Samy was evil — Samy just calmly defended himself and let doubt do the rest. Used Lady of the Lake to brand Antonela as "evil" — she was the Troublemaker. Maximum chaos. The anti-Youssef propaganda machine worked flawlessly. 🕶️ Alex (Mordred) – 7/10 The ghost. Refused to be Lady'd — smart move when you're invisible to Merlin but not to the card. Slipped onto Quest 3, dropped a fail. Back on Quest 4, dropped another. Youssef was yelling "NOT ALEX" all game. Alex went anyway. Evil won.
Good Team (The Tragedy): 🔮 Youssef (Merlin) – 8/10 The Cassandra of this game. Knew Samy was evil. Screamed it. Nobody listened. Knew Alex shouldn't go on the last quest. Screamed it. Alex went anyway. Watched Samy claim Percival and waited for Johan to counter... Johan never did. Did everything right except convince a single person. Peak Merlin suffering. 🪞 Johan (Percival) – 6/10 Trapped in an impossible situation. Proposed the PERFECT Quest 4 team — all five good players. Lionel and Edgar said no. Couldn't claim Percival because it would have pointed a giant arrow at Youssef. Then rejected his own quest when Antonela re-proposed it. Sometimes you defeat yourself. 🔍 Antonela (Troublemaker) – 6/10 Saw Johan's perfect quest get rejected. Re-proposed it. Got rejected again. Got falsely Lady'd by Samy as "evil" — a Troublemaker framed for trouble she didn't cause. The right instincts, zero reward. 🛡️ Lionel (Loyal Servant) – 4/10 Was offered Johan's perfect Quest 4 team. Said no. Ended up on the actual Quest 4 with three evils. Watched three fails drop. Trust issues cost the kingdom. 🛡️ Edgar (Loyal Servant) – 4/10 Same story as Lionel — rejected the winning play, accepted the losing one. Proposed Quest 3 with Alex on it. One fail. Oops. 🛡️ Fatima (Loyal Servant) – 4/10 Quiet game. Made it onto Quest 3, watched it fail from the inside. Proposed Johan's perfect team on Quest 4, got rejected by almost everyone. Sometimes you can lead a horse to water...
Final score: Evil 🏆 3-1. Julien's Trickster lie on the Lady check created chaos that never settled. Youssef saw everything and convinced no one. The perfect quest existed — twice — and Good rejected it both times. This is the Avalon equivalent of scoring an own goal in overtime.